princecarlton:

tittypetes:

abs are cancelled. we all about soft tummies now

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me talking to a film major

bdayisthebestbeyoncealbum:

me: hey

them: *talks about pulp fiction or whatever*

me: i love high school musical 2

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Make fun of a cashier with a speech impediment? Enjoy some extra time in line.

petty-revenge-stories:

I was at a Craft Store in my town, and it wasn’t too busy, but only one register was open. The cashier, a teen aged girl, I could tell was working as best as she could. The process was a tad slower however, because she had a stutter, and a bit of a lisp.

As she worked through the line, asking the usual questions probably mandated by the big wigs (I’ve worked in retail, it’s a thing), the man behind me began to huff and puff. He muttered something about having places to go, he was in a hurry, etc. I ignored him, until I heard him start to mock her to his kids.

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dingdongyouarewrong:

old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time 

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mexican-super-saiyan:

throatmistress:

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She came for his whole LIFE

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liberalsarecool:

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‘Amendment’ means it was changed from the original. It needed improvement. We should continue to improve and rewrite.

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